WHAT IS A FANBOY?
Fanboy [fånbòï]: n. 1) A person who follows royalty around waving palm fronds
2) A person who tries to ingratiate themselves with their favorite writer/artists/fursuiter/etc
in order to get stories/art/snuggling done for free or merely to be 'in' with
the crowd they're in, usually to the point of annoyance, and in rare cases,
obsessiveness.
v. 1) To wave a palm frond at the male youth of royalty 2) to become increasingly
annoying and/or clingy to your favorite writer/artist/fursuiter to the point
of obsessiveness.
YOU MIGHT BE A FANBOY/GIRL IF....
| * You constantly follow a fursuiter around * You constantly follow a fursuiter around taking pictures of them in any situation, even if they tell you to stop * You follow fursuiters around and say more than once "Can I try on your suit?" * You follow someone around for hours on end, but won't ever actually TALK to them, in suit or out. * You ask werewolves to bite you so you can become one yourself. * You hissed at the sight of soap. * Soap disintigrates it gets near your body. * You take a shower and the water goes around you. * You think 'tact' is what they hold posters up with. * You NEED new artwork NOW, because all your old artwork is stuck together. * Endbac causes you to disintegrate like a vampire in the sun. * You actually have a copy of the "WTFIWWY" Magic card created by Penny Arcade, but you don't think it applies to you * You you hang out in #fursuit but have no suit nor really have any viable plans of building one, or owning one. * If you lose all interest in someone if they DON'T have a fursuit. * If you have ever thought of having intimate realtions with someone's fursuit but couldn't care less about who is in it . * If your smell kills all the bugs and plants as you walk down the hall. * If the wavy stink lines coming from your body don't have to be imagined, they can be caught on film. * If you can squeeze the grease out from your hair and fry frenchfries with it. * If you go to a con and sit in the internet room all day and night. * If you wear a wallet chain to safeguard your bus pass and the picture of the Pikachu plushie you keep in your wallet. |